Stop the Expensive Trial & Error.
Get Your Complete Protocol in 48 Hours.
Stop wasting months of your life testing diets that wreck your system, or buying supplements that sit unused in your cabinet (or worse, your stomach). Get a professional tongue evaluation and receive your personalized lifestyle protocol: the herbs, foods, cooking styles, grocery list, and wellness practices designed for YOUR body's unique tissue state—delivered in 48 hours.
Does this sound like you?
You've tried all the supplements everyone raves about (at great expense), but they don't seem to work for you—and you have no idea why.
You feel off, but your doctor says your labs are fine, so you're left wondering if it's all in your head.
You're drowning in conflicting advice about what to eat, what to avoid, and which herbs to buy—and you just want someone to tell you what's actually right for your body.
You know your digestion is a mess, but you don't know if you need to cool things down, warm things up, dry things out, or add more moisture.
You're exhausted from trial-and-error wellness routines that cost a fortune and lead nowhere.
You don't have time to schedule appointments, wait weeks for availability, or rearrange your life for a consultation that might get canceled—you just want answers, fast.
You want solutions that are personalized, practical, and rooted in something real—not just the latest Instagram wellness trend.
The Problem (And Why You're Still Stuck)
Here's what no one tells you: most herbal and nutritional advice is generic—especially on social media.
"Take ashwagandha for stress." "Drink more water." "Eat your greens." “Use turmeric!”
Sure. Fine. But what if your body is running cold and damp, and someone on X recommends Slippery Elm, making your condition significantly worse? What if you're already over-hydrated and your tissues are waterlogged—then you start taking Irish Sea Moss? What if salads are too cooling for your constitution, or that green juice is increasing your histamine overload?
The truth is that generic advice ignores the most important variable: you.
Your body has a unique pattern. A unique tissue state. A unique way of processing stress, food, temperature, and moisture. And until you understand that pattern, you're just throwing darts in the dark.
But a tongue evaluation turns on the light, so you know exactly which herbs are good for you, which foods you should prioritize, and why the hell you're still dehydrated even though you drink water all the time.
It's the personalized roadmap you've been missing—and it’s sitting in your mouth right now.
What Makes a Tongue Evaluation Different
Your tongue is the only part of your digestive tract you can see without a scope. It's rich in blood vessels. Its surface renews rapidly—faster than almost any other tissue—so it reflects what's happening in your body right now.
For thousands of years, traditional medicine systems (Chinese, Ayurvedic, and even some Western practices) have used the tongue as a diagnostic tool.
It shows:
Hot or cold patterns (is your body’s rate of function at the cellular level too fast or way too slow?)
Dampness or dryness (is your body waterlogged or atrophic?)
Stagnation or excessive movement (is your body holding onto water or letting constant run off erode your tissues?)
Nervous system tone (are you wired, tired, or stuck in freeze?)
Digestive health (are you even able to absorb nutrients from your food or is it rotting in your gut?)
All from a few simple photos of your tongue that take less than a minute to make.
But once you understand your internal patterns, everything else clicks into place. You stop wasting money on herbs that don't help your body. You stop second-guessing every food choice. You stop feeling confused about why you feel the way you do.
You’ll finally have your map.
How "Read My Tongue" Works
Step 1: You Take the Photos
Following the simple instructions I provide, you'll take clear photos of your tongue from multiple angles: front, sides, and underside. (Don't worry—I'll walk you through exactly how to do this, including lighting, timing, and what to avoid.)
Step 2: You Fill Out a Brief Questionnaire
I'll ask about your current struggles, biggest challenges, and any medications or allergies. This helps me see the full picture—not just what's on your tongue, but what's happening in your life.
Step 3: I Analyze Your Tongue (and Your Patterns)
Within 48 hours, I'll send you a comprehensive report that breaks down:
What I'm seeing in your tissue state (color, coating, shape, moisture, veins—and what it all means)
Your herbal allies: the specific plants that match your body's current needs
Food recommendations tailored to your unique pattern (what to lean into, what to ease up on, and why)
No fluff. No filler. Just real, actionable guidance you can use immediately.
What You Get:
✅ Complete tissue state assessment - I'll break down what your tongue reveals about whether you're running hot or cold, dry or damp, stagnant or tense, and what that means for your whole body
✅ Personalized herbal recommendations - Specific herbs tailored to your tissue state (not generic wellness supplements everyone's taking)
✅ Food guidance for your constitution - Which foods support your pattern and which ones work against you, so you can stop guessing at the grocery store
✅ Cooking styles and techniques - Should you be eating slow-cooked stews or raw salads? Warming spices or cooling herbs? You'll know exactly how to prepare your food for YOUR body
✅ A grocery list - Actual ingredients you can buy this week, not vague "eat more vegetables" advice
✅ Wellness practices matched to your tissue state - Whether you need infrared sauna, cold plunges, lymphatic drainage, meditation, or other specific practices to restore balance
✅ Clear explanations in plain language - No medical jargon, no confusion—just actionable guidance you can use immediately
✅ Delivered in 48 hours via email - Fast answers, not months of waiting
Investment
$95
What People Are Saying
“I’ve worked with several practitioners/healers over the past 12 years and don’t remember any being as insightful and caring as Amber. She looked at my tongue, then told me all of my symptoms, and was spot on! I’ve had chronic neck pain for many years and Amber’s herbal recommendations brought more relief than all of the chiropractors, massage, acupuncturists, etc. that I’ve been to. She’s undoubtedly a great herbalist, but more impressive than that is she cares for me and about me. So much so that she’s reached out several times to check in, or when she comes across something that she thinks could benefit my case. I’m very grateful for Amber and give her the highest recommendation.”
“Working with Amber helped my body return to its natural balance. Best of all, she offered me information about herbs and teas, nutrition, and other remedies — all of which were different approaches to my self care. Our work was a cooperative relationship rather than a prescriptive one, so I was left with a balance body and an informed mind. I heartily recommend working with Amber. She will make a difference in whatever challenge you face.”
“Working with Amber has been incredibly productive & helpful. She cares so much and is so committed to the process. She listens with so much attention and intention. Her knowledge is astounding. I come away from our work together feeling better and I’ve learned so much about myself and overall health. She is a remarkably talented and responsible healer.”
“I work in the wellness/fitness industry, so I need to be able to continually stay on top of my game. Over the past few years, Amber has been an invaluable asset to me, as her expertise has kept me at peak performance. Whether it’s warding off potential sickness or providing preventative care during seasonal illness, Amber ensures I stay healthy and never miss a beat. This has been crucial to me as I have to meet a demanding work load head on each and every day.”
“When Amber’s vast knowledge, creativity, and loving connection with Nature combine forces to aid humanity, a plethora of holistic healing alternatives to pharmaceuticals are the result. She shares innumerable ways to incorporate Nature’s healing remedies into daily living in a simplified manner. Even her thought-provoking posts include helpful descriptions of herbs along with their influence on one’s physical and emotional well-being. Contact Amber Hargroder for a holistic approach to adding harmony to your life and raising your vibration.”
Meet Your Guide
Amber Hargroder
Western Herbalist &
Tongue Evaluation Expert
I've spent years studying tongue patterns—how color reveals circulation issues, how coating shows digestive health, how shape indicates water balance, how movement exposes nervous system dysfunction. I've evaluated hundreds of tongues and worked with real people who needed real answers, not theory.
I trained under Matthew Wood, one of the leading authorities on tissue state assessment in Western herbalism. His empirical approach taught me to read the body like a mechanic reads an engine—looking at what's actually happening in your tissues, not just guessing based on symptoms.
What this means for you: When I look at your tongue, I'm seeing patterns you can't see yourself. I know the difference between superficial heat and deep cold. I can tell if you're dry because you're dehydrated or dry because your tissues are atrophying. I understand when stagnation is lymphatic versus when it's circulatory. And I know exactly which herbs and foods address each pattern—not generic recommendations, but precise matches for your constitution.
You'll get a thorough, actionable report that explains what I'm seeing and why it matters. No vague wellness advice. Just clear guidance you can implement immediately.
FAQs
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No. This is educational guidance rooted in traditional tongue assessment practices. I'm not a physician, and this service does not diagnose, treat, or replace medical advice. If you have medical concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare professional.
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Perfect—you don't need any experience. I'll send you clear, step-by-step instructions for taking the photos (including lighting, timing, and angles). If you can take a selfie, you can do this.
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You'll receive your comprehensive report within 48 hours of submitting your photos and questionnaire. (Check your spam if you don’t.)
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That's fine—just let me know in the questionnaire. I'll take that into account when making herbal and food recommendations.
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Yes, but remember: this is not a replacement for medical care. It's a complementary tool to help you understand your body's patterns and support yourself more effectively. Always consult your healthcare provider for medical concerns.
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Every herbalist has their own approach, and there's no single "right" way to practice. What sets my work apart is the combination of empirical tongue evaluation with comprehensive lifestyle and culinary guidance. I don't just hand you a list of herbs and call it done. You get a complete protocol: the specific herbs that match your tissue state, the foods and cooking techniques that support your constitution, a grocery list so you know exactly what to buy, and wellness practices (like sauna, cold therapy, lymphatic drainage, or meditation) tailored to your pattern. This approach comes from my training with master herbalist Matthew Wood in tissue state assessment, combined with my background in food and culinary technique. I look at your body empirically—what's actually happening in your tissues—then give you actionable guidance across multiple areas of your life, not just supplementation. If you're drawn to a data-driven approach that connects herbalism with practical food intelligence, this method will resonate with you.
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Absolutely—and I want you to! The PDF is comprehensive and will teach you how to start evaluating your own tongue. In fact, I include it in your welcome packet when you purchase this service. But here's the thing: it's incredibly difficult to assess yourself objectively. None of us see ourselves clearly. And while the PDF explains what different colors and markings mean, it doesn't go into depth about solutions. Some herbs are mentioned, but it's not a comprehensive course in herbalism. This service confirms or corrects what you've interpreted, tells you specifically how to address what I'm seeing, and gives you the herbal categories and food recommendations you need—without having to do all the research yourself. Think of the PDF as your foundation, and this evaluation as your personalized roadmap.
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Because I want you to learn how to trust yourself and your body's signals. A comprehensive written report gives you everything you need to understand your tissue state, experiment with the herbs I recommend, explore new or previously overlooked foods, and use your tongue as a regular health check-in. You can reference it whenever you need it, highlight sections, and revisit it as you learn—rather than trying to remember what we discussed on a call. My goal is to empower you to build a relationship with your body and the plants/foods that support you, not create a dependency where you're waiting for me to tell you what to do. The report is thorough, written in plain language, and designed to be actionable immediately.
If you have specific health concerns that require more intensive support, I highly recommend working with practitioners like Dr. Elderberry Sulis, Sister Spinster, Phyllis D. Light, or any other student of Matthew Wood who offers consultations.
Your body has been leaving you clues.
Let's decode them together.
Stop guessing. Stop wasting money on supplements that don't work for you. Stop trusting influencers who haven’t done their homework. Get your complete lifestyle protocol instead, with personalized herbal recommendations, a grocery list, cooking techniques and wellness practices designed for YOUR tissue state—delivered in 48 hours.